"Only $10, and it's good incentive to leave work by 7pm; otherwise, your car is locked in overnight."
"Kombucha sucks. Don't buy it, because then you're just THAT girl. Also: don't ever say "namasté." Please."
"Come for the jazz, stay for the memories."
"Odd non-morning hours on Mondays for a bakery."
"Don't order the poopy fries."