"Secret handshake time: left hand clap, elbow smash, £<twist, double take © times, láser eyes."
"Try a hot veinte skinny sugar free vegan water... shaken."
"Don't worry.I washed my hands before using them to shovel the salsa into my pants."
"Look out for a $20 bill. I think mistakenly traded it for a $5 game."
"Try the Southwest Burger - Slightly spicy, delicious, filling, heavy,"