"Tommy is the best! That guy can make even the most impossible head of hair look glorious!"
"Maple Bacon Donut is to die for, also the best King Cake on the Gulf. Don't forget the Mounds Cake!!!"
"Just cut through the parking lot. Save yourself the headache."
"Upon ordering the glorious duck nachos, my one and only question is: why in the hell are the other bars in Mobile still in existence?!"
"Don't look the dog in the eye. He doesn't like it."
"Best beer and wine selection in Fairhope, hands down! Also, try the Daddy D's line of barbecue rubs and spices!"