Zac King

"Turns out they have gas!"

"Was their a dog in here just now?"

"These pants aren't going to wet themselves"

"I had the paper they give you until you get the regular one in the mail and they wouldn't except it. Looks like I'm shitting in their bathroom sink...."

"If you ever think you can't drive home practice on crazy taxi"

"Someone told me they served beer and turns out they do! It made my night"