"Order the macho taco (beef or chicken). It's not on the menu. It's a hard shell taco wrapped in a soft she'll with beans in between and ranch inside. Delicious."
"The macho burrito is quite possibly the most delicious thing on the menu."
"Don't come in the future, the residents are jerks."
"Hummingbird + Creatine. Do it."
"Must dip door troll to enter."