"After you order a burrito and they ask innocently if you want everything on it, be careful."Everything on it" is about $2.50 extra, and you find out at the cash register."
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"Best place eVAR!!!!11@1"
"Portions are big and tasty. Bring a friend and split a plate. With free egg drop soup, you are guaranteed to leave satisfied."