"The average hipster goes to Cheer Up's or Shangrila or The Showroom. The real hipster's paradise is Bistro 626. Order the French 76, 77. The 75 is too mainstream."
"Nectar is great if you love sweet stuff. These guys will never skimp on the juice. It's a snow cone the way intended."
"A nap on the chase lounge may be quite continental, but shucking the stalk is Corn's best friend."
"What happens in the Cat Club should have occurred in Vegas!"