"Good cheap men's haircuts"
"Look left look right, cross the street when the time is right!"
"Refer to Jake in decor & flooring as 'Jake the Snake at the illustrious clam bake' for a super special discount."
"Nice fields and the staff are all very attentive and very nice. Definitely check this place out."
"Look but don't touch, if you touch just don't stare, get down low and you'll lose your hair!"