"Got served some major attitude, so I returned the favor."
"Be absolutely clear with your order lest you suffer from the agony that ensues from the resulting frustration."
"DAMN LOITERERS!! GO HOME WHEN YOU'RE DONE EATING!!!"
"Make sure you request a senior student!"
"Always an abundance of hot eye candy! Hah."
"The BLUESberry pancake and strawberry waffle are simply DEVINE! BUT make sure you make reservations and wait very close to the host. He'll be more inclined to seat you quicker."