"To the other tipers. TATERS GONNA TATE"
"Don't ever try to become mayor here. She cheats and checks in multiple times a day even know she never left! I guess she checks into dream land and checks back in here or something."
"Ask them how the couch broke"
"Come see Steph. She is the best bar tender around. My hero during NFL season. Also try the Porkopolis."
"Come see Steph. Kick ass bar tender. My hero during football season!"