Zach Davis

"Sit by the door in the back during the winter only if you're an idiot. Which I am."

"The french toast is big enough to share unless the person your with is a football player or Kirstie Alley"

"Get here before 9:15 on the weekends/holidays if you're allergic to waiting. Free coffee and quality people watching makes the wait very bearable."

"PBR tall boys are $7. They must chill them on diamonds."