"Open 24 hours to satisfy ur midnight (or 2am) sweet tooth....... With a sober driver!"
"Not a fan of the new bartender.... She looked like she was going to quiz me on my ID, got my drink wrong and got my tacos wrong! What's the deal?!? Come back Jenna!"
"Only place in town I know that still sells single cigarettes..."
"Best spooning spot in all of the land!"