"It's two-way traffic in here so stay to the right."
"If you're picking something up, bring a snack. You'll be waiting awhile…"
"The High Life Man is a must try."
"Build a time machine and go back to 2005; this place was a lot cooler then."
"Try the Drunken Goat cheese. It's awesome."
"The Milk Oolong is amazing."