Gehlen Exum: Good mother of god. Avoid tourist season at all costs. Highly recommend buying the Paris pass- admission to all museums, and you get to skip the wait in line.
Gehlen Exum: Omg. Have a scarlet o'hara. Or a Texas black gold. And please, please order the Mac and cheese, brisket, and if you already fit the fab five pounds of food and have room- get dessert- you're worth it.