Cam Karnes: Protip: flag down a TSA rep and ask them about the "secret portal". Most fun I've had dimension-crossing into a rainbow-fueled Nazi-apocalypse since last year's fight with a robotic Miles Davis.
Nathan Tennant: Little known fact: Colorado was once filled with jaguars, penguins, and sea turtles until they were wiped out by the little Danish girl portrayed jn the coffin.