Hey Larry, do you want an appetizer or should we head straight to the gravy pit? i hoped you'd say that, go get my swim trunks!
you have to watch first, then order, then eat - in that order. it's part of belonging to the cult, that and the secret handshake- ssshhh
If you come with a purple shirt on and some penny loafers they’ll look at you funny then throw you a left over drummy for good measure. Good look by the way 😏
I come here when I need several hours of mindless shopping, have money to burn on things I don’t need and want a waffle - that last part I can’t explain
Whopper with cheese no tomato add mustard (that’s mayonnaise, ketchup and mustard) is amazing
Went for a walk in a giant protracted loop filled with foliage and a crazy mad squirrel. The buried treasure story is just that - squirrel takes it personally though
Is that a burrito in your pocket or are you just leaking Jamba Juice? Woohoo, I crack myself up. OK, back to work everybody!
The chicken salad in my pocket was getting warm so I bought a refrigerator. Try fitting that in your pocket!!!
Sometimes I go here for work-life balance. Yeah, I don’t know what that means either - but I do feel centered! 🙏
