Out of the four sofas, I find the yellow the squishiest, but the futon best for sleeping. Pro Tip: ask about the secret 5th couch
Avoid the Smooth Criminal cocktail. Egg white and some spices make it strange. It doesn't taste like its explained.
I go here to stalk hipster chicks. It's much harder when they're not drunk and giving Hj's in a dive bar bathroom.
WE FOUND GLASS & HARD PLASTIC IN OUR SUSHI. So did the table next to us. And the manager refused to comp our meal.
Want eggs Benedict? Sorry, no English muffin. How about a spinach omelette? No spinach! How about simple scrambled eggs? No eggs. Disastrous mgmt is funny /sad. Avoid unless you enjoy dark comedy.
Don't eat the disco fries. They use American cheese not even mozarella and the fries are steak not shoe string. At least the gravy is good.
“If you’re not a big pimpin’ oligarch and looking for more affordable accommodations, the recently restored Jane Hotel in the West Village might be more in your zone.” – Anthony Bourdain.
Do not eat at Shake Shack unless you want to miss the entire game. Go to Blue Smoke instead. If you REALLY want your Shake Shack fix, wait until the ninth to beat the lines.
The men's room here has a brilliant innovation: foot pedals to flush the urinals. Very impressive engineering.
People that enjoy going to this place really need to get out more. And a $5 cover... in Brooklyn. Really? It's bad enough that I had to come out to this borough.
Not sure why but I gave it another chance. The DJ still sucks. The place smells like some dropped a deuce in the dance floor. Hate it.
Rafaela will sugar the shit of your lady bits. It'll hurt like hell, but it's worth it. $35 is a small price to pay compared to $70+ downtown.
This place is extremely special. Perfect close to a poisonous weekend. #manday
Highly recommended if you hate yourself or your friends
Fun BUT, the men's bathroom smells like someone at a onion sandwich then puked, sweat & shat it out!
DON'T GO!!! A rat in the hall that run near our table. We paid the bill and informed the waitress about the rat, but he did not give us importance. We were worried about the restaurant hygiene.
If you're looking for a cheap sketchy happy hour where you won't recognize anyone at the bar: HOMERUN.
If you look up across the street there's always a girl on the third floor jogging in front of the window. Not even on a treadmill or anything, just running in place ha. Always a phone to her ear, too
This place has everything. Pretentious white people planning European vacations, pool tables, pony tailed English bartenders, b&w photo both photos on the wall, good beer, red x-mass lights.
